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So True..

So True..

savvy-mate:

these games fuck me up so bad.

savvy-mate:

these games fuck me up so bad.

drapetomania:

omg omg

drapetomania:

omg omg

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
  • Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow):

    How are you this evening?

  • Me:

    Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?

  • Cashier:

    Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.

  • Woman behind me:

    Wait, you're gay?

  • Cashier:

    Yeah. . . ?

  • Woman:

    That's a shame.

  • Me:

    Why?

  • Woman:

    He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.

  • Cashier:

    Why is it a shame?

  • Woman:

    It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-

  • Me:

    Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?

  • Woman:

    It's offensive!

  • Me:

    But how does it affect you?

  • Woman:

    What?

  • Me:

    Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.

  • Woman:

    *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*

  • Cashier:

    . . . Wow, thank you.

  • Me:

    Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

Sex ed for dummies